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Posts : 27 Join date : 2011-03-07 Age : 31

Hello, let me tell you a bit about myself.

The day my father Odin banished me from Asgard, I was bitten by a vampire and had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes. To make matters worse, my mutant ability to control weather activated just as I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation. Nah, actually, I got this way by volunteering for the Weapon X program. They promised to cure my cancer. And they cured it all right, by giving me an outrageous healing factor. Then they labeled me psychotic and tossed me into a prison lab. So I escaped and became what some people might call a 'mercenary'. I prefer the title 'cleaner of the gene pool'. And I've made a lot of good friends along the way: like Arcade. He's always sending me to his amusement park.

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Admin Posts : 178 Join date : 2011-01-26

lulwut? Who recruited this jackass? Razz

Posts : 74 Join date : 2011-01-27

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Posts : 27 Join date : 2011-03-07 Age : 31

I've been besmirched! This besmirchment will not stand!

Admin Posts : 178 Join date : 2011-01-26

Besmirchment doesn't have legs, therefore it cannot stand.

Posts : 27 Join date : 2011-03-07 Age : 31

Hairy Zeus on a traffic light!

Posts : 54 Join date : 2011-01-27

Adam wrote:: lulwut? Who recruited this jackass?

My bad, I think all this time hanging around with Aussie delinquents is affecting my judgement,.

Welcome aboard Branden Smile

Posts : 20 Join date : 2011-01-26

Hey, dude.